“Pun-maniac” by yours truly
“I am not a pun-maniac! Don’t beat me again or put physical restraints on me.”
“But it is pun-fully true: you were acting odd, Mr. Magoo.”
“Yes, but I have punned through a lot lately.”
“Oh, so you think the pun-ishment does not fit the crime?”
“Not all the time, Dr. Pun.”
“What about eternal youth, you pun-ce?”
“Yes, Puns de Leon was a real historical person.”
“Keep it to yourself and your rhyme, you pun-ster. And get the pun out of here!”
“But the door is locked once again, and the windows won’t open either! This makes no pun-se.”