“Pun Therapy (Keeps Going On)” by yours truly
“You again are here? Are you some kind of pun-strosity?!”
“A pun may be all I’ll be.”
“I want to pun-ch you in the face now.”
“That would be pun-ishing. You might be put in a pun cell for it. That could be pun-ful. Be careful.”
“You think you are pun-fully funny?”
“Pun is more fun than being a nun.”
“We, sir, are done. Run!”
“Oh no! Someone spiked the pun-ch. The door is locked again. Please, for the sake of pun, let me out!”