“Pun Damage” by yours truly
“Do you need a pun-onstration of the damage your punning has done?”
“No, I need none, Dr. Pun.”
“You may need to be pun-stitutionalized, put in a pun cell forever, and repeatedly pun-ished for what you have done!”
“Do you want to pun-ch me again? It would not be a sin.”
“The judge may decide you should be pun-strated.”
“A pun-stration? That could hurt. I am sensitive there. Don’t envy my pun, even if pun is envy.”
“We sir are done. Run!”