“Magoo” by yours truly
“Oh no Mr. Magoo! Oh no Mr. Magoo!
Not all Christian boys envy you.
It’s not what you say; it’s what you do.
Careful ’cause you could be punished too.
Put in a pun cell for life; the problem is rife.
Too bad you could not find a wife.”
“Line” by yours truly
“We are not lying and not lying when we say that.
Lying is not in a liar’s nature; that is for sure.
I know this may seem like torture.
But, here, have a pill; it could be a cure.
And be sure not to cross the lyin’ again.
It would make us cross.”
“Oh.”