“Pun-t” by yours truly
“Sir, I want to pun-t you across the football field right now!”
“Ahh, this has been revealed, signed and sealed. You would like to pun-t me through hell?”
“Well, yeah, you pun-ster.”
“Okay, just don’t pun-t me in the balls. That can be very pun-ful.”
“I’ll do whatever I pun-t.”
“And you may want me to get the pun out again?”
“Pun-t of fact: Yes. You pun-k!”
“Your words make me pun-sive. I’ll have to think about them.”
“We sir are done. Run! Or I may have to get out my pun and shoot you with it.”
“This conversation needs another pun-cuation mark.”
“!”