10/13/2021 blog

Just a few more silly/stupid joke poems

“Day” by yours truly

“Is today Saturday?”

“What does it matter day?”

“Tired of Monday-through-Friday fray.”

“Maybe you just need ‘roll in the hay.'”

“Okay.”

“Rocks” by yours truly

“I kept the Himalayan-light rocks.”

“Through the ticks and the tocks?”

“Hoya saxa! Aka, what rocks! And not just because I like young women.”

“Ode to Deodorant” by yours truly

Oh, deodorant, deodorant!

You make me smell less repellant.

Some may still smell it and tell it.

“I have deodorant”: that’s what I told her.

But she still left; so I am bereft.