A poem and a joke
“Igloo” by yours truly
No heat inside.
Middle of winter.
Need a coat, blanket, and ski cap.
A woman I would like to tap (ha).
Wait for groceries to deliver
Sometimes I quiver.
“Honey” by yours truly
“Maybe you really need to rest for a while, honey?”
“If I keep eating your honey, I may get diabetes. I need to go slow.”
“If you eat me, who will you love then? 😳😳😳”
“I am not a cannibal. The rumors are false.”
“It’s metaphor, you know that. my sugar will not make you fat and will not cause some danger level of sugar in your blood 😊😘.”
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