I have some written notebook poems/commentary but frankly can’t remember for now if I have already posted them online. Sometimes I go on my outdoor porch, sit down and observe the sky, the landscape. and bird flocks. Other times I think of silly things. So just one new joke/poem today.
“Burp” by yours truly
Judge: “Sir Burpalot, you have been emitting a lot of loud and smelly burps from your mouth in public. Restaurant and store owners consider it a crime, trespassing, and really you should be tortured and do time.”
Criminal: “Your Honor. I apologize for telling police lies about the gas that passes from my mouth.”
Judge: “Next up, Sir Fartalot…