10/25/2020 blog

“Lucky Seven,” by yours truly

  1. Poetic pickup line: Who’s the lucky guy? Would you give me a try?.
  2. When people say, “your life is over,” you can reply, “no sir, my wife is Rover, a real dog.”
  3. When people say, “I oughta KILL you!,” you can reply, “Then I’d have to BILL you, and it would be expensive.”
  4. “They’re stone-cold killers like you.” “No, that rock was d— hot. Like your Mom.” “Careful, I could kill you too.” “But then you’d have to tell me.”
  5. “You’ve had your say. Now scoot-along.” “Don’t you mean ‘hop-along’? Scooters are too expensive. Next you’ll be letting me eat cake.”
  6. What do Albert Elujah’s friends call him? Al Elujah.
  7. American schizophrenics going through remission should change their currency to pesos, euros, or relevant currency before sending it to their home countries.