“Three of a Kind,” by yours truly
“That is relatable.” “I don’t like the word relatable.” “Well, its use is debatable.” “Relatable meet debatable. Maybe you are datable and even inflatable, then mate-able.”
“Are you in your right mind?” “No, my wrong one. I have a mind for every day of the week. Examine my wardrobe and decide which suits you best, if any.”
You’re being monitored constantly and your behavior is repugnant, but whatever you do, don’t be paranoid.