“Further (That Should Be Farther) Round the Bend” by yours truly
“D— W—, be careful. People have literally died laughing. The poor do it all the time.” “Yes, I’d rather live clapping, to the sound of one hand clapping, if you know what I mean.” “Yup, just keep it unseen.” “That would be obscene. You’d be arrested.” “And detested.” “Then mol… Where’s M—?” “Get the hell away from me, W—. I mean it.”