“Girlfriend University” by yours truly
“W—, we have a letter here. It says your application to Girlfriend University has been denied. And that’s after your early-admission application was also trashed.” “Denial? Again.” “Yes, it is a widespread problem.” “Some say you will always be trashed from now on.” “That heartless wench.” “I’ll pardon your French.” “I have trouble rolling my tongue.” “So does she. It’s what all the boys say. Don’t worry.”