“Hooray Caverns” by yours truly
“K—, have your heard about those caverns in western Virginia?” “You mean the Luray Caverns?” “Yes, but I prefer your Hooray Caverns. Would you let me in? What’s the admission fee? Would it be a sin? I could put my still-act-might into your still-act-tight. Mine would not be droopy. It would be quite a fight.” “Yes, my Dad knows about it, and he’d make you dead Ed.”
Update:
“Then I suppose I’ll spend a lot of time in taverns. Anyway, hooray!”