“Total Solar Eclipse” by yours truly
“You’re delusional!” “Shun all! Shun all! But go to mall. Don’t appall or deflower wall (and don’t make anyone contusion-al or illusion-al). F— you all. No, not all. Think small. More fun. Just one. Screen the sun. Pun, pun, pun. You know you owe so to work go. Don’t be a mo. Just drink your joe. Ho ho ho. And fall abbot. Do cost elle, oh.”