“Lucky Seven,” by yours truly
- Poetic pickup line: Who’s the lucky guy? Would you give me a try?.
- When people say, “your life is over,” you can reply, “no sir, my wife is Rover, a real dog.”
- When people say, “I oughta KILL you!,” you can reply, “Then I’d have to BILL you, and it would be expensive.”
- “They’re stone-cold killers like you.” “No, that rock was d— hot. Like your Mom.” “Careful, I could kill you too.” “But then you’d have to tell me.”
- “You’ve had your say. Now scoot-along.” “Don’t you mean ‘hop-along’? Scooters are too expensive. Next you’ll be letting me eat cake.”
- What do Albert Elujah’s friends call him? Al Elujah.
- American schizophrenics going through remission should change their currency to pesos, euros, or relevant currency before sending it to their home countries.