“A Small Territory in Canada” by yours truly
“Well, I never!” “Never?” “Never.” “Ever?” “Even if his name were Lever.” “Can you do this forever?” “Whatever.” “Maybe our ties we should sever.” “I hear there’s a place in Canada called Nunavut. Maybe you should go there.” “As if you care.” “Buyer beware.” “I don’t like your wares.” “Then please stop the stares.” “As if anyone cares.” “Maybe I need to grow pears.” “That would be nice.” “Yes, it could suffice.”