“An Exchange,” by yours truly

“I like your hair.”

“Thank you.”

“Do you want a senior discount?”

“Don’t you have to be in your sixties for that?”

“I have trouble telling people’s ages.”

Shrug. “At least I’m still alive.”

(“But do you drive?” “Into you?” “Please, don’t spew.” “I know, it is gross or can be.” “Without a purpose.” “Why speak of dolphins? No one wins.” “Ask the Dolphins coach. He’s no roach.” “Okay, enough of this. I need to get back to business.”)