“Pun Therapy” by yours truly
“How are you today?” “Puntastic.”
“What would you like to do now?” “Pun-ch a mime.”
“How would you describe the weather?” “Pun-ishing.”
“What is your favorite music?” “Pun-k.”
“When was your last real romance?” “In pun-ever.”
“What’s your favorite visual art?” “Pun-tilism.”
“What’s your favorite type of magazine?” “Pun-ography.
“How about polygamy?” “There can be only pun.”
“What about your retirement?” “It will be okay. I have a pun-sion.”
“Where do you live?” “In a great big house. Also a pun-sion.”
“How would you describe someone who avoids striking blows?” “A pun(ch)-shun.”
“Where do we go from here?” “Not to put too fine a pun on it, but we are done.”