“Cold” by yours truly
“You know the French have a saying that ‘revenge is a dish best served cold.'”
“Good. I have a very heat-averse tongue.”
“Pun Talk with Dr. Pun” by yours truly
“Have you ever done pun-nilingus with a woman?”
“Pun-ssibly, but it is none of your pun-sness.”
“What about pun-sturbation?”
“We have spoke of this before. It is pun-ssible that I have.”
“Who is your favorite fictional child character?”
“Punky Brewster.”
“Are you a pun-ophile?”
“No, certainly not. I am only sexually attracted to fully adult women. They must be at least over pun-teen.”
“Your answers are pun-versive. You need to go back to pun-iversity and get pun-edjucated. You are making me pun-gry once again! Be careful. I could pun-ch you, then pu(n)t you through the window!”
“Pun-fenestration? I believe I shall leave. Pun-bye.”
“Pun-stellation” by yours truly
“If you need to relax, don’t drink a lot of pun-ze, just go outside and look at the stars in the sky, the pun-stellation.”
“Pun course. Pun idea.”
“Pun the way, who is your favorite author?”
“Edgar Allan Pun.”