“Pun-t Up” by yours truly
“I feel all pun-t up in my home all the time, as if going out is a crime.”
“Do you think it is a real pun-blem? You can pun from home. Many are now because of the pun-demic.”
“Pun-ssibly, but in my case it is because of pun-anoia about going out in pun-blic.”
“Ahh, yes: pun-goraphobia.”
“You are directly on pun-t.”
“I try my best. I do have a P(un)hD in therapy.”