“Pun-blishable” by yours truly
“Sir, do you really think your comments are pun-blishable?”
“Yes, I think collecting them into a handsome book that I vanity pun-blish would pun-ssibly sell billions of copies to everypun.”
“No one reads books now. Everyone is addicted to pun-lectronic entertainment.”
“Pun-ever. I will be bigger than Jesus Pun-st!”
“Oh, so you think you are writing a new version of The Pun-ble. You are a real pun-centered pun-archist. Get the pun out!”
“Pun-kay, but please stop locking the door.”