“Never” by yours truly
Overheard at a Liars Anonymous protest:
“Liars never lie! Liars never lie!
So let your brains fry! So let your brains fry!
Life is do or die! Life is do or die!
But give it a try! Just give it a try!”
“Families” by yours truly
“We never lie! We never lie!
Listen to us son, what’s done is done.
The past does not exist, and we never lie!
Life is but a dream,
So here have a bowl of cream.
(It is good for your blood sugar).”