Just two jokes today
“Statement” by yours truly
As the agency’s official spokesperson, I have an important pubic statement to make: please lay off my private parts… unless we become consensually intimate.
“Air Con” by yours truly
“Air conditioning in Hell.
Still a sulfur smell.”
“Oh well.
Ring the bell.”
“Pell-mell.”
“Do tell.”
“Rose, then fell.”
“That’s swell.”