Three joke/poems and a joke
“Wheel” by yours truly
Wheel of Caution
The new TV game show brought to you by Paranoid Productions LLC.
Enjoy, but lock your door.
They’re out to get you.
“TV” by yours truly
TV dinner
Not a winner.
Everyone’s a sinner.
Empty chair.
Buyer beware.
“Soy” by yours truly
The soy sauce is now gone,
And I feel quite wan.
Now all I have is pun,
And may soon be done.
A joke
“What do you think of the scandal at Camp LeJeune?”
“Camp is still young… at least at heart. He takes lots of fish oil pills.”