Two joke/poems
“Kisser” by yours truly
Defendant: “Yes, your Honor, I am an emoji kisser.
Their smiles can be so pleasant.”
Judge: “What shall we do, Mr. MacGoo?”
“Not sure . I get saliva on the computer screen from kissing emojis there so much.”
” You could start a fire if you do not stop kissing them. You need prompt corrective action. Immediately stop contact with tre woman sending them.”
“Yes, your Honor.”
“”Revision” by yours truly
Jimi Hendrix:
“Excuse me while I piss my pants.
Excuse me only happenstance.
Excuse me need to stamp on ants.
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky!”
Ahh, got it’ right finally.