Some joke poems
1) “Hair” by yours truly
Don’t worry that she has very long hair,
Though it takes much grooming and care.
Do not grab the hair
To drag her around on the ground
Back to your cave, you knave.
You need a shave,
Or she may not kiss you
Or miss you.
2) “Right and Wrong” by yours truly
Miss Right meet Mister Wrong.
Soon you could be a couple and live in a bubble.
It would not be long.
Together you could sing a song
And stay together all night long,
To yourselves belong.
But don’t speak of owning one another,
Sister and brother.
3) “A Very Bad Attempt at Haiku” by yours truly
The calm before the storm
Like the farts before the poop.
4) “Jokes” by yours truly
Advice: don’t laugh at your own jokes…unless no one else likes them.